Contact · The desk, Brooklyn

The kettle’s on, the soil report is half-read, and your message is next in the pile.

Got a jar of dirt, a sad corner, or just a “wait, is this even worth it?” Text, call, email or use the form below. A real person answers, usually within one business day.

A jar of garden soil, a trowel and a lab report on a wooden desk
WE REPLY · WITHIN ONE BUSINESS DAY · ≤ 1 day

Pick your channel

Text-style replies welcome. Napkin sketches too.

Quick question? Text. Soil report and photos? Email. Want to talk through a weird lot? Call and we’ll chat.

Before you hit send

THE DIRT CHECKLIST · BRING THESE · 4

What to have handy when you write

None of it is required for a hello. But with these four things, we can usually quote you the same day.

  1. Your lab soil reportPDF or a clear photo. No test yet? Say so and we’ll tell you which one to order.
  2. Three light photosMorning, noon and late afternoon from the same spot, plus one wide shot.
  3. Rough measurementsPaced-off feet are fine. A napkin sketch is fine too.
  4. The one thing that’s bugging youThe bare corner, the puddle after rain, the lawn that sulks. Lead with that.

Hours + the desk

When we’re at the desk, and where it is

Desk hours, Eastern time

  • Monday – Friday8:30am – 4:30pm
  • EveningsBy appointment
  • Saturday – SundayOut digging

Emails sent after hours get answered the next business morning.

THE DESK · BROOKLYN, NY · 11235 · RL
2546 E 13Th St Apt F12
Brooklyn, NY 11235
Find the desk on the map Everything here runs remotely, so no site visits and no need to clean the yard first.
READY WHEN YOU ARE · SAY HELLO · hi

Ready to start?

Grab a trowel — then say hi.

A Soil Read starts at $168, the Whole-Yard Plan is $612. Tell us about your yard and we’ll point you to the right one.